At least he/she/it can ride a bike.
I’ve written before about my impressions of Rider fans before... not once, not twice, but three times (a turnover in CFL rules football). So, as a tribute to the Roughrider Grey Cup victory, here are the top ten pics of future Riderfan Hall of Famers (drum roll please).....
Nudity, a vuvuzela, oversized green sunglasses, and severely inebriated. Nope, no creature more annoying exists on earth.
It was love at first sight. This husband and ??? met at a Rider game (we don’t know the sex of the other since the mask has never come off – and it never will as they won that day).
Watermelon helmets are not just for show in SK. They are considered an art form, as per this tasteful creation.
A Rider fan's take on Derek Zoolander's trademark look – "Green Steel."
The look of sheer pleasure on this gentleman's face is undeniable. Remember, it's not illegal if you do it at Mosaic Stadium.
C'mon! The real green men are Canuck fans - you know, the guys who taunt opponents in the penalty box. Couldn't Rider fans have come up with something more original?
Er.... I take that back.
They see me rolling … they hatin'
Even dogs aren't spared from the lunacy. This poor pooch is too embarrassed to even show its face.
Words cannot do justice. Only burps, grunts, snorts, and the sound of someone barfing.