2013 Grey Cup Rider Fan Top Ten

Well, well, well. The Riders have won the Grey Cup. And they did it in Regina. I watched the game and I must say that seeing all those crazy rider fans sure brought back the memories. Hah! Who am I kidding, how could one forget the sheer madness that is the Rider Nation – that wonderful country of drunken lunatics with a oversized rodent as president.

At least he/she/it can ride a bike.

I’ve written before about my impressions of Rider fans before... not once, not twice, but three times (a turnover in CFL rules football). So, as a tribute to the Roughrider Grey Cup victory, here are the top ten pics of future Riderfan Hall of Famers (drum roll please).....

 

 #10

Nudity, a vuvuzela, oversized green sunglasses, and severely inebriated. Nope, no creature more annoying exists on earth.

 

#9

It was love at first sight. This husband and ??? met at a Rider game (we don’t know the sex of the other since the mask has never come off – and it never will as they won that day).

 #8

Watermelon helmets are not just for show in SK. They are considered an art form, as per this tasteful creation.

  #7

A Rider fan's take on Derek Zoolander's trademark look – "Green Steel."

 #6

The look of sheer pleasure on this gentleman's face is undeniable. Remember, it's not illegal if you do it at Mosaic Stadium.

#5

C'mon! The real green men are Canuck fans -  you know, the guys who taunt opponents in the penalty box. Couldn't Rider fans have come up with something more original?

#4

Er.... I take that back.

#3

They see me rolling … they hatin'

#2

Even dogs aren't spared from the lunacy. This poor pooch is too embarrassed to even show its face.

 

#1

Words cannot do justice. Only burps, grunts, snorts, and the sound of someone barfing.