Hands off Saskatchewan. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Brad Wall. Ed Stelmach, take note. The Canucks are BC’s team (being in the Best Place on Earth has its perks).
Two of these things are not like the other...
Yeah, I know Saskatchewan has no NHL franchise – just those WHL Blades – but that doesn’t mean any old Saskatchewannabe can just waltz over to BC during the playoffs, don a jersey, and become part of Canuck towel power. Not even if you're the premier.
Instead, stick to doing what Saskatchewan does best – wearing watermelons on your head while getting hypothermia.
GO CANUCKS GO!!!!
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BC is a ponzi scheme. It is dark and damp. There are two months of good weather when it may reach 21°C. If you look at the "mountains" on the coast you realize they are really hills and don't compare to the Rockies. You don't see open water in the lower mainland or the south island. You see more water in Gimli and Hamilton than Vancouver. You don't get seasonal colours or seasons at all. It always feels like its 10°C.You don't get colour in the sky because you don't see the sky. The people are the least happy in Canada studies show, whereas survery after survey shows people in Saskatoon and Regina rank among the most happy. May be that is why they are the rudest, most ignorant and most narrow-minded Canadians I've ever met, a wierd mixture of snobs and hillbillies.
I can see why you are happy there.
Here are some of those polls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h50fEokbeLc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H45gH_ftbl8&feature=related
So Saskatoonians are happier than Vancouverites and Regina people get laid more. Happier probably because it's brighter and they get laid more because people aren't as obnoxious and repellant.
Also Ryan Kesler is a prick. Lou likely hates is guts after the Olympics. I'm not surprised that Kesler is happy in Vancouver as most Vancouverites are also pricks.
What do you mean you don't see open water in the lower mainland or southern Vancouver Island? Let's see... English Bay, Burrard Inlet, Fraser River..white Rock...Ambleside...Horseshoe Bay...Dallas Road...Cadbiro Bay...Saanich...Sidney...
Brighter, happier ... Yet some of the highest rates of MS and Parkinson's in Saskatchewan , believed partly to be because of the lack of natural vitamin D
Hey I love your blog and I hate living in boring saskatoon, but after the RIOT are you still glad you moved to Van.?
DOWN with Saskatchewan Party! Brad Wall is the most SELFISH man in SK. Don McMorris is the most UNCARING man ever when it comes to healthcare. Don Morgan is the most IGNORANT jerk ever and supports criminals, liars and fraud artists. June Draude is the most SNOBBISH woman who did not care about the welfare of the children in foster care, Ken Krawetz is the total idiot who helped immigrants steal jobs and homes away from us struggling families. No wonder so many Canadians are leaving Canada because the government DID NOT care at all. Sadly, while immigrants with CRIMINAL records can get in Canada easy, Canadians with criminal records are forced to stay and hide away from authorities. So why should Canada embrace multiculturism if we are supposed to be Canadians and not something else?
This whole blog makes sense now! If I'd spent any amount of time living in a place that never sees the sun, while cheering for the most embarrassing team in pro hockey, I'd be bitter too. Go back there and burn down your city again.
I live here under protest. It is ugly, not me, just voted the ugliest province. On a windy day, and there are many, 100 lbs of garbage blows against a wire fence. They love their Riders because there is so little else to love. Where else do people drive tractors to their prom? Hate Vancouver Saskatchewan? Good reason! Most of your relatives live there and phone you to brag about the weather! Most people in Saskatchewan cannot swim, get dizzy on a ladder and get seasick looking at a bathtub! Rod Petersen, good play-by-play, terrible radio show, spends his time comparing cart noises and high-fives callers who trash talk another team.
Ah today, besides being the ugly province, Regina and Saskatoon, according to Statscan, rated #1 and #2 respectively when it comes to severe crime. Tornado warning southern part of province, it is just one thing after an another. The star football player is getting trashed because he took his eyes off the ball.
Let's see, chased away George Reed, Ron Lancaster and will boo the pants off of Fantuz when he shows his face at Riderville this weekend.
Lastly, the city of Regina just voted to tax the hell out of citizens for a mere 30 years so they can build a stadium the same as the last one (better washrooms though.
Really who the hell are you to tell me who I can be a fan of ? Do you own the whole team? No really wow guess you have to have money and a brain to do that right?! Only a Pompous Ass like yourself would have the gall to tell a person who lives in Saskatchewan they can't do this or that just because of where we live! Grow up.
Square drive now has traffic cameras ticketing anyone over 90 km/h.. thoughts
I love your I hate Saskatchewan Blog so much. You have saved me. I thought this was all in my head, but you have confirmed it how when you move to Saskatchewan you lose your sparkle.
The sparkle inside me has died as it has slowly been eaten away by the ultra rude people of saskatchewan who never smile. Yes,not everyone, but especially those in customer service, nurses, medical receptionist. I went to Alliance health centre and there a 6 receptionist at the front taking appointments. All these young women receptionist are bitches from hell who don't crack a smile, told me to move back from the desk when they were talking on the phone to a client (ha.. how about put the client on hold). Holy shit! Saskatchewan has crushed my soul and spark. I use to drive to Tim Horton's and get a coffee because atleast the foreigner working there would smile and say have a nice day. I find people in saskatchewan try to steal your joy, happiness, backstabbing gossips, if they don't like you because you drive a nice car or have something, they make other people gang up against you. At my work, my boss came up to me and said (like a fucking 5th grader) Your coworker said you were rude to her. You were being selfish. WTF lady. YOU ARE INSANE. This was all bullshit. My boss talking shit about me behind my back .. So unprofessional. kills me.. Crushes my soul. OMG I can't wait to get out of this insane asylum prison called saskatchewan.
I hate saskatchewan too.
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